cjmarlowe

AHAHAHAHA. DOES THIS ALSO INVOLVE A PUPPY?

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OMG YOU AND YOUR PUPPY PORN!

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HEY IT'S AN HONEST QUESTION

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If it were up to you, every part of this story would have puppies crawling all over it. XD

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Well, YEAH. Puppies make everything better! They're like bacon that way, some would say.

Can Bisou have a cameo? :D

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What do you mean, cameo? Bisou's a main character. XD

Mmmm, puppy bacon.

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See, I just got all excited, but then you said puppy bacon and hurt my SOUL.

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As always, YOU'RE the one who brought it up! First the porn, then the bacon. You secretly hate puppies, don't you....

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No, I not-so-secretly hate bacon.

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:O Blasphemy.

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SIGH. One day, I will tell someone this and they won't think I'm a freak! It's my goal in life, I swear.

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Oh, honey, not to worry, there are so many things about you that are much more freakish than not liking bacon.

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Awwww, you say the sweetest things.

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I don't think you're a freak! I don't really like bacon either.

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\o/ WIN. I AM NOT ALONE.

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IDEK WHY. It's just...way to salty and ick and I prefer breakfast sausage waay more. Or ham.

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I will concede the superiority of sausage, but ham is way down at the bottom of the pork products pecking order.

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I will only eat ham if it's with another meat, on like a sandwich or in a breakfast wrap. Or on a breakfast sandwich with lots of cheese. Other than that, I'm not a fan.

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When I was little, I thought ham would turn me into a werewolf. I suspect my issues stem from that. >.>

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...that would make sense. :D the issues part. I don't really get the werewolf part. lol.

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I was six. It doesn't have to make sense. XD

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