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[cjmarlowe]

OMG, why is no one around when I need to ask the Very Important Questions?

[Poll #1373818]

Comments

[rhythmsextion]

AHAHAHAHA. DOES THIS ALSO INVOLVE A PUPPY?

[cjmarlowe.livejournal.com]

OMG YOU AND YOUR PUPPY PORN!

[rhythmsextion]

HEY IT'S AN HONEST QUESTION

[cjmarlowe.livejournal.com]

If it were up to you, every part of this story would have puppies crawling all over it. XD

[rhythmsextion]

Well, YEAH. Puppies make everything better! They're like bacon that way, some would say.

Can Bisou have a cameo? :D

[cjmarlowe.livejournal.com]

What do you mean, cameo? Bisou's a main character. XD

Mmmm, puppy bacon.

[rhythmsextion]

See, I just got all excited, but then you said puppy bacon and hurt my SOUL.

[cjmarlowe.livejournal.com]

As always, YOU'RE the one who brought it up! First the porn, then the bacon. You secretly hate puppies, don't you....

[rhythmsextion]

No, I not-so-secretly hate bacon.

[cjmarlowe.livejournal.com]

:O Blasphemy.

[rhythmsextion]

SIGH. One day, I will tell someone this and they won't think I'm a freak! It's my goal in life, I swear.

[cjmarlowe.livejournal.com]

Oh, honey, not to worry, there are so many things about you that are much more freakish than not liking bacon.

[rhythmsextion]

Awwww, you say the sweetest things.

[earthquakedream.livejournal.com]

I don't think you're a freak! I don't really like bacon either.

[rhythmsextion]

\o/ WIN. I AM NOT ALONE.

[earthquakedream.livejournal.com]

IDEK WHY. It's just...way to salty and ick and I prefer breakfast sausage waay more. Or ham.

[cjmarlowe.livejournal.com]

I will concede the superiority of sausage, but ham is way down at the bottom of the pork products pecking order.

[earthquakedream.livejournal.com]

I will only eat ham if it's with another meat, on like a sandwich or in a breakfast wrap. Or on a breakfast sandwich with lots of cheese. Other than that, I'm not a fan.

[cjmarlowe.livejournal.com]

When I was little, I thought ham would turn me into a werewolf. I suspect my issues stem from that. >.>

[earthquakedream.livejournal.com]

...that would make sense. :D the issues part. I don't really get the werewolf part. lol.

[cjmarlowe.livejournal.com]

I was six. It doesn't have to make sense. XD

[earthquakedream.livejournal.com]

True!

[karabou.livejournal.com]

CHAD

He'd totally do it.

[cjmarlowe.livejournal.com]

You're probably right. XD

[girlalmighty]

Is there a scenario in which people vote AGAINST skinny dipping here? Really, now.

[cjmarlowe.livejournal.com]

People who don't want to imagine Chad Michael Murray with his tackle dangling? IDEK. XD

[evilprettykitty.livejournal.com]

I voted no but I didn't realize we were talking about CMM who who so skinny dip.

[goddamnbatman]

Which story is this for?

[cjmarlowe.livejournal.com]

Heidi. :D

Which, wow, probably makes the skinny dipping sound even more pervy.

[earthquakedream.livejournal.com]

Chad + skinny dipping? I approooove.

...I need Chad icons.

[cjmarlowe.livejournal.com]

I just have the one, but when it's Chad in a lacy bra, one is really all you need. XD

[earthquakedream.livejournal.com]

HAHA YES.