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And this, boys and girls, is why you should never do anything you might one day regret. Because it will end up on the internet. Oh yes, it will, mark my words. I might possibly have accidentally found a clip from a short film I did, oh, about twelve years ago.

( the evidence is behind the curtain )

You should all be happy I didn't link you to the actual clip and thus force you to endure the cheese.